Facebook Addict

I wonder what my life would be like without Facebook. Pathetic, right? But really.

I mean, what would I do to fill up all the auto-in time during work? Or when I'm bored to death at home? Or when I need a break from studying? Or want to find out what's going on in the lives of now strangers whom I used to be good friends with? Or need to contact people whose numbers I don't have? Or need to find long lost friends or even family members? Or if I feel like sharing with the world what's on my mind? Or want to stalk an unsuspecting victim? Or want to show off pictures of awesome places I've visited or the fun I've been having? Or see if someone's popular enough to be my friend? Or when I have an urge to bombard someone's wall? Or want to know someone's birthday? Or announce to everyone my bday is coming up so they can have a present prepared for me? Or do mass invites to silly events that most people just ignore? Or want to click on the interesting (or weird) ads on the side (I just saw an ad titled "Where to pee in NY" to help you find the best public restrooms in the city...)? Or want to hack into my enemy's acct and make them look like a fool to all their friends?

Ah. The things you can do with Facebook. What would I do without it?